My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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