I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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