oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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