i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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