Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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