As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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