butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
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I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?