i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome