If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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