Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Randomize
