Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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