my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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