No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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