she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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