I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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