woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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