He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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