I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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