dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
