Define "chronic" masturbator.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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