She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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