That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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