We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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