so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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