I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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