Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm at about main and main street
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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