people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
