why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
do nipples grow back?
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