please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize