The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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