I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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