It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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