TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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