I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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