her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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