i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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