There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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