We're like a lot better than the average bears
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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