His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Randomize
