you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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