Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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