she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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