I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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