omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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