Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Randomize
