This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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