I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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