lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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