Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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