And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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