Small penises have feelings too.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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