i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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