i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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