Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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