He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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